stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

(via leftnipple)

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

(via spicypeen)

nerdgasming:

doctordonna10:

shaggybrah:

featherquiills:

castianity:

srsly though

if we mutually follow each other

you’re welcome to ask for my skype or my number or my facebook or whatever

srsly

First born child, you know… anything. Anything you need.

A kidney, my house keys, a picture of my armpit.

But never my food

You touch my food and I will kill you.

(Source: castianity-archive, via holynipples)